Years ago a young boy woke up in the morning, only to have his parents tell him that the World Trade Center was forcibly demolished with the use of civilian aircraft. A large chunk of the Pentagon was also taken out in a kamikaze attack. In a very heroic and honourable attempt to stand up against their hijackers, passengers crashed a fourth plane into open land, killing earthworms instead of more people.
'Hi, I am the world's most wanted terrorist. Wait, I mean I was...'
On Labour Day, the young boy, now not so young anymore, received news that the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks finally got screwed. Osama bin Laden, the main character in many unkind (but funny) jokes I've heard, was shot to death in an operation which involved more than 2 dozen people going after 1 man's head.
The world's most wanted terrorist's only possible escape was to grab his jetpack and fly into the distance. Unfortunately, he couldn't find it.
When the fourth plane killed its family, one single earthworm got so pissed...
'SO LONG SUCKER!!!!'
...it stole Osama's escape ticket. Osama didn't stand a chance against those elite Navy SEALS.
So ends the story of one guy famous for all the wrong reasons. Of course, photos of his body will not be circulated after Mr President of the United States said no way. However, I'm sure many of you readers would just like to assume he's dead meat until and unless we see him taking his dog for a walk in the park. I agree with you guys.
'Bye folks! Miss me! And please ladies, no more pictures...'
He can only hope whatever he heard about the 72 virgins in heaven was correct.
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