The Tax Rap

A byproduct of stress, depression and too much dutch lady fresh milk.

*Raps rarely make sense. Choose any beat you like and read this one as fast as you can. You may adjust your breaks so that longer lines match your beat. But anyway, I don't care what it sounds like*

Ah hah, yo... you think your life is tough but you ain't studied tax before
you leave them tax agents and accountants to go through the sick chore
but you, yes you! Do you know how it's done?
You think in tax three minus two equals to one?

NOOOO! That's not how it works says TCK (Yo!)
You gotta learn yourself, can ask your friends? NO WAY (Yo!)
Yes you gotta read. You gotta understand. You gotta do as many tutorials as you can
but wait! Them tutorials, nooo their not that important too! (huh?)
All those calculations are just byproducts of what you must do!
The tax is the law. The law is the tax. You gotta know them all or no, you can't relax (ouch)

*chorus*
You got 'em CGT FBT GST...what else... T.T
You got your LITO FITO TFN PAYG and ETP
You got your pensions gratuity superannuation annuity
You think that's all? Hah! You forgot your medicare levy.

*Take a breath if you need to*

Ah hah, yo...what's the fuss with outcome of income?
See it's exempt no assessable no la its exempt (huh?) HOW COME?!
Don't forget this deduction. Don't forget that tax offset.
Don't discount indexed cost base or it will be a cause of regret.

YESSS. I've finally done it. Net tax refundable. (Yo!)
Take a peek at the answer? Oh crap. It says net tax payable. (No!)
Ah well. Not bad for the 7th try. After all wrong now ok wrong in finals I die
Mr Tan! Honestly he's good. Salute. (YoYo!) That's a toy. Blek. LAME
He tells us motor vehicle expenses and travel expenses are not the same
Adui. All this taxi tax tax is starting to make me feel dizzy.
And I better stop this horrible rap before you say 'damn, this guy's crazy!'

*chorus*
You got 'em CGT FBT GST...what else... T.T
You got your LITO FITO TFN PAYG and ETP
You got your pensions gratuity superannuation annuity
You think that's all? Hah! You forgot your medicare levy.

You got 'em CGT FBT GST...what else... T.T
You got your LITO FITO TFN PAYG and ETP
You got your pensions gratuity superannuation annuity
You think that's all? Hah! You forgot your medicare levy.

Yo. Probably qualifies as one of the worst raps of the century folks. But mesa gotta do somethin' to chill. If yousa got nothing to do, let's rap just one more time:

YEAH! You got 'em CGT FBT GST...what else... T.T
You got your LITO FITO TFN PAYG and ETP
You got your pensions gratuity superannuation annuity
You think that's all? Hah! You forgot your medicare levy!