Here's a short message to blast off 2013 in our ever friendly cyberspace asylum. Happy new year everyone (I'm sure you saw this phrase coming a mile away).
Your friendly inmates at this hysterical blog wish you a warm, cuddly, huggy, smoochy new year plus good health, great wealth, excellent bowel movements and a little bit of well-timed luck to top it all of nicely.
That said, have a great time and thanks again for loyally following Ewe Juan's ultimate state-of-the-art, jaw-dropping, eye-popping, heart-stopping, telephone-ringing, kangaroo-hopping Cyberspace Asylum!!!!!!
This Is Me
- Ewe Juan
- First of all, I am human(surprise). I do: (1)Enjoy playing the piano and organ(but I don't know if I'm making noise or music). (2)Talk more trash than truth at times. (3)Talk to myself a lot. (4) Appreciate a good joke. I don't: (1)Smoke. (2)Play with fire. (3)Look like Sean Connery. I can: (1)Make silly faces. (2)Sit down thinking for hours on end. (3)Daydream for even longer. I can't: (1)Speak in public without panicking. (2)Walk through walls. (3)Turn mud into oatmeal. By the way, I'm not the duckling or the kitten. I just like the photo.
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