The Parking Lot

It's just a little square
what could be the fuss
you leave your vehicle there
and waddle off for class

But 'ya know from where I come
they ain't not many there
of course there are some...
but most times they are rare

*sing*
Yep you're rushing on your way
gotta get there in time
but parking's the delay
'cos double parking's a crime

So you circle round and round
just trying out your luck
your mind is classward-bound
but don't forget, you're stuck!

*chorus*
Oh you can drive to the north
drive to the south
let those curses fly from your mouth

drive to the east
drive to the west
or start prayin' and hope for the best

you can search every nook
search every corner
floor the pedal and burn tyre rubber

but facts are facts
and it's crystal clear...
there ain't no parkin' for you here!

*dance to whatever music you have in mind*
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.
.
.

*sing*
You come here everyday
to face the same old problem
yeah to your dismay
you've got no way to solve 'em

You can hook up with some buddies
arrange to block each other
or get ready some twenties
and then get clamped together

*repeat chorus*

*sing*
Oh it's sickening for you and I
and it's stressful too
and you wish your car could fly
like in Harry Potter 2

The roof would be your personal place
no worries about being late
unlike me, to find parking space
class at 12? I'm here at 8!

*Clap hands to beats, repeat chorus:*

Oh you can drive to the north
drive to the south
let those curses fly from your mouth

drive to the east
drive to the west
or start prayin' and hope for the best

you can search every nook
search every corner
floor the pedal and burn tyre rubber

but facts are facts
and it's crystal clear...
there ain't no parkin' for you here!

*Continue here*
but facts are facts
and it's crystal clearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *pause*
THERE AIN'T NO PARKIN' FOR YOU HERE!!!

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