"Wisdom" is defined by the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary as "the ability to use your knowledge and experience to make good decisions and judgments". Here I would like to share with all of you a short piece of wisdom, but unfortunately, my "ability to use my knowledge and experience to make GOOD decisions and judgments" is normally a bit... off target. Humour me anyway.
We all know what synonyms are, right? Good. Now consider this sentence.
He is happy because he can sit on the stool at his convenience and pat his donkey.
Now we will witness the power of synonyms.
He is gay because he can sit on the sh*t at his toilet and pat his ass.
Thank you for allowing me to share this little piece of wisdom. Have a pleasant day.
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