If My Plants Were Growing Money

If my plants were growing money
if that they could do
if the money would never end
if it was forever true

Then in INTI where it's 'In' to be
i'll not have to worry
for all those *@%$# photocopying fees
would mean nothing to me!

Yet bloody hell as my books pile up
the plants are all just dying
it's not just any storm in a teacup
'cause the money's just not coming!

If my plants were growing money
if that they could do
if the money would never end
if it was forever true

What a joy, what a happy ending
to all those horrible payments
but I guess I could just be dreaming
so I'll continue with my laments.

... Poem ends here. I'll save the complaining and lamenting to myself. Thank me.