Dear Streamyx

It is not my usual fashion to start the year aiming corrosive projectiles at anyone, but I guess exceptions can always be made under certain circumstances. So here's a short one.

Dear Streamyx @ TMNet,

A very happy new year to you. Yes, I was sincere about that. No, I did not default on any of my internet bills. That invoice you sent (and which you claimed was several months overdue) did not belong to me, my dad, mum, brother or pet goldfish. Even the account number you quoted wasn't ours. In fact, your officers acknowledged that our account had a surplus in it because you overcharged us months ago when we switched packages. So stop sending us that same invoice asking for payment. With regards to that surplus, we're still waiting for you to offset the credit against our upcoming bill. Kindly keep that in mind.

Oh and it was very kind of you to have our phone line (and hence internet connection) cut off for 4 days (whether accidentally or intentionally). I'm also impressed that during this period of time you called us daily, sometimes twice a day, to advertise your Unifi package thingie. I'm still not even sure what it is, so your marketing team probably didn't do very well. Oh wait, it might also be because I'm not interested at all in what they have to say. That was a groundbreaking discovery, wasn't it? Next time we report a fault, just get to the maintenance job, please refrain from telling us about Unifi, Unity, Union or University. We're simply Uninterested. I don't care how good the deal is. Let me stick with my current package, and don't sever my connection just so you can advertise your stuff.

Ahhhhhh... that felt good...

Up next, a happier post about Hatyai, now that I have my good ol' internet connection back =)