Hey folks, this reminder goes to all my INTI friends stressed out by their assignments, and also all you stressed-out-for-some-reason readers.
Here's a known fact:
We reap the benefits of our labour. So it's good to work hard and sweat it out (of course, if you prefer you can swear it out). I agree. No problem.
But, remember, life's not all work! We need to get some relaxation too! You want proof?
PENCILS OUT EVERYONE! MATH TIME!
I'd firstly like to introduce you to 2 equations.
(1) Human = Eat+Sleep+Enjoy.
(2) Pig = Eat+Sleep.
* Work has been conveniently left out of both equations to simplify matters.
Never mind if you've seen those equations before. I'm just attempting to jolt your memory. Now fot the REAL math!
Substitute Equation (2) into Equation (1):
Human = (Eat+Sleep)+Enjoy.
Human = Pig+Enjoy. ----- Let this be Equation (3).
Subtract "Enjoy" from both sides of Equation (3):
Human-Enjoy = Pig+Enjoy-Enjoy.
Human-Enjoy=Pig.
THEREFORE:
HUMANS WHO DO NOT KNOW HOW TO ENJOY LIFE ARE PIGS!!!
So my dear friends, work for your future, but don't forget to enjoy life at the same time! You only have ONE life (cats can't read my blog, those lucky kitties have NINE lives), so make the most out of it!
Good luck with your assignments!
He's not mad...well at least that's what he thinks.
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- Ewe Juan
- First of all, I am human(surprise). I do: (1)Enjoy playing the piano and organ(but I don't know if I'm making noise or music). (2)Talk more trash than truth at times. (3)Talk to myself a lot. (4) Appreciate a good joke. I don't: (1)Smoke. (2)Play with fire. (3)Look like Sean Connery. I can: (1)Make silly faces. (2)Sit down thinking for hours on end. (3)Daydream for even longer. I can't: (1)Speak in public without panicking. (2)Walk through walls. (3)Turn mud into oatmeal. By the way, I'm not the duckling or the kitten. I just like the photo.
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hahaha...that formula...learned bout that long time ago...but becoz i dun wanna be a pig...i enjoyed too much...=P
in the end...spm gone case...LOL